|
|
Life is not fair -- get used to
it. |
|
|
The world won't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to
accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. |
|
|
You will NOT make 40 thousand
dollars a year right out of high school. |
|
|
If you think your teacher is
tough, wait till you get a boss. She/He doesn't
have tenure. |
|
|
Flipping burgers is not beneath
your dignity. Your grandparents had a
different word for burger flipping -- they called it
opportunity. |
|
|
If you mess up, it's not your
parents' fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them. |
|
|
Before you were born, your
parents weren't as boring as they are now. They
got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes
and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before
you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's
generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. |
|
|
Your school may have done away
with winners and losers, but life has not. In
some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll
give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in
real life. |
|
|
Life is not divided into
semesters. You don't get summers off and very few
employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do
that on your own time. |
|
|
Television is NOT real life! In
real life people actually have to leave the
coffee shop and go to jobs. |
|
|
Be nice to nerds. Chances are
you'll end up working for one. |